Chicken Poop Lip Balm
If ya got dry lips
put chicken poop on 'em
so ya won't lick 'em.
'Free Range’ Chicken Poop Lip Balm is the all natural lip balm from the US, made from high quality ingredients, a bit of humour and a whole lot of love!
With 100% natural ingredients, a smooth application and a therapeutic aroma – Chicken Poop Lip Balm softens and conditions your lips leaving them ultra-kissable!
So spread the word and tell everyone – that you have chicken poop on your lips!
CONTAINS NO POOP
Avocado oil, jojoba, sweet orange, lavender essential oil, bees wax, and Vitamin E.
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Of course it's not chicken poop but I thought I would order it for fun-but it's actually pretty good and offers good moisture for lips-the lavender isn't everyone's taste of course but I like it and I guess if you put on your lips at night it just might help you sleep!!
Made from natural ingredients, it leaves lips really moisturised and soft. It also smells lovely of lavender. I would definitely buy again, much better than any other lip balm I've tried.